2-4-11

The last week I've been trapped inside my house due to the "snowpocalypse" that has come crashing down on the Midwest. With that said, I have to admit it's been a little difficult to think much about celebrity gossip as I've been to busy thinking about how not to kill myself by falling on the ice rink that now resides in my front yard. (Although, I have to admit, a lot of my brain capacity has also been used up by pondering each evening about whether or not we'll have school the next day... and therefore also pondering the age old question: To procrastinate, or not to procrastinate?) With all of this in mind, this weeks post may be a little shorter than most of my blogs are. (It's okay though, I promise to make it up to you in a couple of weeks when I'm sure I'll have tons of material from the Grammy's.)
Anyway, without further adieu... surprise, surprise. Lindsay Lohan may be going back to jail... again. (I know, I should probably call the Guiness Book of World Records and see if she's broken the record for number of mug shots in a year.) Although, in somewhat more surprising news it is not a drug-related incident for which she may face time for now. (Phew... I knew you were all worried on that one!) No, not Lindsay. Now she only is accused of... GRAND THEFT?! A Venice, CA jewelry store reported a necklace stolen to the LAPD this week saying that it was stolen by Ms. Lohan. Of course, Lindsay denied it, saying that the jewelry was loaned to her by the store to wear as a promotional item. She then magically found the necklace in question and had an assistant return it to the store for her. The jewelry store in retaliation however, is not buying it as they said they do not make loans without making the celebrity in question fill out paperwork.  As for what I buy into... I actually think Lindsay might be telling the truth. This is because it would appear that she would have no motive for stealing the necklace, (seriously- I think it's pretty obvious she can buy pretty much whatever she wants) wouldn't want to do anything that might violate her probation (now she could face up to three years in prison), and furthermore, I get the impression that Lindsay may have finally- FINALLY!- decided to rejoin the human race. The jewelry store however, does have something to gain from the incident: 15 minutes of fame. Furthermore, Lindsay was quoted as saying, "I don't deal with paperwork." This quote I believe is so stupid- celebrity stereotype sounding that it could only be true. Therefore, let the construction of "Free Lindsay" posters begin!