5-13-11

Attention to all fans of Two and a Half Men! A replacement has finally been found for Charlie Sheen, and it is (drumroll)... ASHTON KUTHCER?! There's not a whole lot to say about this but, umm, well, isn't going to be a little weird to see Charlie go away for a while and then in his place to play his character comes in a guy who's about 20 years younger? Well I guess it really is true that everyone's getting plastic surgery in Hollywood these days! (Although, I do suppose that Tiger's Blood could be doing the trick as well.)
Attention to all fans of Lindsay Lohan! The starlet has come to the press with a very important statement saying... SHE INTENDS TO NEVER BREAK THE LAW AGAIN?! According to the actress she intends to stay sober and law abiding for the rest of her days. While, she is required by law to stay sober until the end of her probation, she has even says she plans on continuing this sobriety forever. And this is when we all say, "I'll believe it when I see it!" That is, unless of course forever means the next two and a half minutes. In that case, I don't think her next cocktail would be finished being made yet, so kudos to Lindsay.

5-6-11

This week, it was learned that the most important car in history is going to be showcased at the Volo Auto Museum outside of Chicago- Britney Spears's black Mercedes Benz SLK 320. For those with short memories, back in the days of the Britney meltdown, the Mercedes wreaked havoc on Los Angeles, and famously got Britney arrested for a hit-and-run in a parking lot. According to sources, one tourist will even be given the chance to get behind the wheel of the car. Guess who's taking the drive up to Chicago?
Surprise, surprise! The cast members of Jersey Shore, who recently began shooting for the next season to air from Italy have been welcomed to the boot-shaped nation with, well... less than  open arms. According to sources, the Italian government is encouraging young Italians (particularly college students) to not watch Jersey Shore and subject themselves to its IQ lowering bad tastes. Typical; at least the Europeans got it right.
This week I want to leave on a high note with the very exciting news that Lady Gaga's new cd, Born This Way, is soon to be released featuring songs such as "Born This Way," "Judas," and most recently released for a listening pleasures, "Edge of Glory." Therefore, to get all of you pumped for the release, I leave you with her latest single, "Edge of Glory."