9-3-10

The Emmy's were held this week and as is usual nobody cared about them. One might say that it's even sad to see all of those actors and actresses have to walk on stage to take credit for excellent television work. Now the savvy reader may ask, "J.C., what are you talking about? How is winning an Emmy a sad occasion?" The reason I have to say this is that it's easy to see that every single one of those members of the television community desperatley wants to be a member of the film industry. This is how it is sad! The Emmy's... otherwise known as the wannabe Oscars.

This week in Paris Hilton news (I know, it's surpising that she's still around. From as little as we see her anymore I thought she was dead!) the hotel heiress was caught with cocaine... again... for the third time this year. Despite her claims that she was just holding it for her friend, she has been arrested. Now, here's my personal take on this hot topic: If you have cocaine in your purse, and your boyfriend gets pulled over by a police officer while your with him and is asked if he's been using illegal drugs, and then you ask the officer if you can use the restroom, and you then suddenly feel the urge to put on some chapstick, don't you think it would smart to either A) Just forget the chapstick entirely or B) At least open your purse to reach for the chapstick in a manner that would not cause a baggy with white powder to fall out? ...Just a suggestion really though. It's because of this utter lack of any kind of common sense that makes me believe that sense Paris has not been anywhere near the center of the media she once was in her glory days (ah good ole' 2005) she deliberately pulled this stunt to boost her name back into the spotlight once more. (However this method is surprising since it is no big secret that Paris knows all too well how to rise to stardom from obscurity overnight.)

In other news, a celebrity was arrested this for possession of a controlled substance- oh wait! Haven't we already covered this? Ohhhhhh, I see now! One more celebrity has now joined the club of the Celebrity Drug Abusers right next to Lindsay and Paris... T.I. He and his wife were arrested at 10:18 PM after making an illegal U-turn and contolled substances being found in their car on Thursday night on the Sunset Strip in Hollywood. Law enforcement sources have confirmed that testing has found the controlled substance being used by the musician was ecstacy.

And finally, I leave you with the reason that it's "The End of The World As We Know It." In todays "Why The World Is Coming To An End," segment we find that Danielle Staub from Bravo's The Real Housewives of New Jersey has recentley released a single and performed this cringe inducing song on channel Pix 10 that surely will be the downfall of all of our eardrums: Enjoy (or don't !)