9-17-10

The VMA's, VMA's VMA's! In case you lived under a rock this week and were one of only two people in the world not to watch the MTV awards show on Sunday night, let me first tell you that if you look at my last blog post and compare it to the actual results of the show, you'll see that overall I was overwhelmingly correct. (Proving yet again, that J.C. White is the pop culture guru and truly the new black.) Some of the other highlights of the evening was Chelsea Handler's trashy comedy, (which I happen to adore) Justin Bieber taking five years to be able to find the stage to accept his awards for best new artist, Florence and the Machine having the best performance of the evening despite being an alternative band, Taylor Swift singing a song of forgiveness to Kanye West for his acts from last year's awards ceremonies, (which was totally bogus in my opinion if you ask me) Lady Gaga sweeping all the awards for which she was nominated and then announcing her new album title, (Which when I heard, I'll admit I peed myself from excitement a little bit) and Kanye West singing a song of dissing... himself?! Now, that I will admit was a shock and a half and something I could not believe to hear. I suppose at this point it was a matter of salvaging what was left of his career, however it's hard for me to believe that with his ego that he could even muster up the energy to throw that one out there. However, what you may have noticed (as I certainly did) is the VMA's this year seemed very well... unlike VMA like. There wasn't really any moment of controversy from the evening and that my friends at least in my book left me a little disappointed.
In other celebrity news let me just say: Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay. Girl, when are you ever going to learn?! This week in a mandated drug report as part of her probation, Lindsay once again failed the test. According to the terms of her probation this could mean another thirty days in prison. Now Lindsay, while I realize that this is a difficult period for you to get off these drugs, at least do something to try to cover up! Please, I beg of you, stop this! I'm tired of seeing you in and out of prison; I have Mel Gibson to look forward to that happening to so I don't need anyone else to fill that void. Therefore, just stop; I don't need this celebrity-prison-going overload!
This brings me to the most important news of the week. (yes, of course other than VMA news) Earlier this week, Adam Lambert had a police report filed against him in Miami for assault and battery. The only problem? In the police report the 'victim,' said that Adam had pulled on his backpack that was holding his camera. However, in every picture taken from many of the bystanders of the incident it is easily seen that the man is holding the camera in his hand. Therefore Adam Lambert's rebuttal of saying he was simply trying to take a camera away from a paparazzo who was invading his privacy too much makes a lot more since and makes me want to say that in this case in the end: Lambert wins!