11-05-10



"Aaaaaaaahhhhhmmmmmmmm baaaaaaaccckkkkkkk!" (This meaning "I'm back," for those of you who don't read text-message-ineese) This was the message heard 'round the world this week. (Or at least the Twitter world that is.) Rap sensation, Lil Wayne, was released from prison this week while being put on probation. It looks like all of the Free Lil Wayne picket signs worked after all! However, this also comes with what I imagine may be worse news for the rapper than even the prison sentence... part of his probation states that he is not allowed to have one drop of alcohol during his probation- a total of thirty-six months (or three years for those of you who aren't quite math geniuses.) And do I believe that he will stick to this stipulation??? NO WAY JOSE!!! This might particularly be due to the fact that Lil Wayne is planning to take over a huge club in Miami in celebration of his release this weekend where it has been reported that the singer (as well as many other celebrities allegedley to be in attendence such as Nicki Minaj) has already purchased forty-eight bottles of $700 champaigne. Therefore, I think we have our next Lindsay Lohan on our case. However, it is reported that Lil Wayne has been enjoying his freedom cleanly doing things such as taking in basketball games... but whether this will last is definatley yet to be seen.
In hot mess news, Miley Cyrus is taking heat from the International Institute for Alcohol Awareness, after drinking in Spain this week. After all she is only seventeen, obviously younger than the twenty-one year old age limit of drinking alchohlic beverages in her native country. However, in Spain the legal drinking age is eighteen and according to Spanish police authorities, this is not even taken that seriously and typically teenagers as young as sixteen frequently go to clubs and drink alcohol with no legal consequences whatsoever. However, the International Institute for Alchol Awareness says in their defense that they believe Miley's drinking will cause her younger fans to want to drink underage as well. However, it is this writer's opinion that this could easily be solved by telling the underage drinking-haters that Miley's young fanbase is now nonexistent. (Really, am I the only one who paid attention to her latest albumn?) However, this is an issue that I would love to hear feedback on so please leave comments with your opinions on the topic below this post!
Finally, this week comes complete with a three-part Why The World Is Coming To An End segment. (Therefore also meaning I'll be as brief as possible in talking about all of these.) Firstly, Disney star Demi Levato checked into rehab this week after she punched a backup dancer of the Jonas Brothers' tour (whom she had been opening for) after she got angry with her. (Which has left me wondering if this has anything to do with a political debate about the elections... at least I secretely hope it does!) Secondly, it has been reported that a man has died just feet away from the Playboy Mansion. The LA cororner has already collected the body and it is widely believed that the man who died was trying to sneak into a party hosted at the mansion earlier this week. This leaves many wondering if you're not safe at the Playboy Mansion... where are you safe? And lastly, Sony Records is all set to release a new cd of Michael Jackson with all new previously unreleased songs... the only problem is that many close to Jackson including members of the Jackson family have said that some of the songs on the albumn do not contain Michael's real voice and are fake. However, Sony has responded saying that voice recognition tests prove that it is indeed the voice is that of Michael Jackson. Therefore, the world is going to end with the anticipation of us all being able to decide for ourselves.