10-01-10

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Reports confirm that Heidi has finally really called off her divorce from Spencer! What kind of world are we coming to? One that possibly can't survive for that much longer I guess, since this divorce was crucial to the survival of it. Why- oh- why can't these two just break up! Heidi Montag (I still refuse to refer to her as a Pratt) was seen with her husband, Spencer this week burning their divorce papers in a fire while roasting marshmallows over it and making smores. (Which, yes the idea of this is making me rather hungry right now.) All I can say, is that I still have a nasty taste in my mouth from this!
In other news, it looks like Gisele Bundchen is a cheater! She was seen getting rather close and personal with a man at a masquerade in Paris who was not her husband, Tom Brady. (And yes, I am having flashbacks to watching the Baz Lurman version of Romeo and Juliet right now too) Now, what is her excuse for this? I suppose the fact that she's Gisele Bundchen, and she'll do whatever she wants!
In Dancing With The Stars news, (I know it's hard to call anything from that show newsworthy) Michael Bolton is a cry baby. (Or well, a bigger one than what we already knew!) After being given a bad review by one of his judgest this week and eventually being voted off the show, he went to multiple media outlets saying tthat the judge's comments were demeaning and mean-spirited. The problem with this? HE'S A JUDGE; HIS JOB IS TO JUDGE YOU!!! In my opinion, this does nothing for Bolton but makes him seem more annoying than his songs ever could to me (although it's still close) and makes me want to tell him to just shut up. (PLEASE!)
This week in American Idol news, it has been reported that newly announced judge, Jennifer Lopez, (who since has had an absolutley unsuccessful music career, I think is a horrible choice for the position by the way) has been having some major cat fights with fellow diva, Ryan Seacreast. Do I believe this is true however? No! FOX always tries to make it seem like there is some controversy on the show that there really isn't so that people will (hopefully) tune in to the show come January. I think that this is just another one of these ploys on the part of FOX to do this... so don't fall for it!
One of the stars of "The Real Housewives of D.C.," says she will not stop calling fellow castmates Tareq and Michaele Salahi the "White House Party Crashers." Of course, these two are the couple that were the center of much media attention earlier this year when they were able to sneak into a ball at the White House and get past the secret service. However, according to the couple's lawyer they did not crash the party and therefore the couple has threatned to sue anyone on the cast who calls them the defamatory remark. And is this "Real Houswives..." drama a surprise to anyone? No.
Finally, in cocaine abuse news, (which yes, I now feel is often used enough to be officially made a category) earlier this week, pop sensation Bruno Mars was charged with a felony for possession of a controlled substance. He was actually arrested on September 19th in the bathroom of the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas. (what is it about celebrities getting arrested for cocaine abuse and Vegas bathrooms???) If he is convicted of the crime he may face penalties up to a five thousand dollar fine and up to four years in prison (however the latter is unlikely.) I can already picture the crazed fans lining up at the court house with picket signs reading: "Free Bruno!"